Have you ever asked yourself: do sloths know the key to true happiness? I have. But have you ever thought about what a sloth thinks? Wait... I'm lost
Wednesday, 31 May 2017
I'm feeling philo-sloth-ical
Take a look into this sloth's eyes. In fact, take a look into any sloth's eyes and you'll find yourself lost in a world of awe and amazement. Of course, this is hyperbole. I just think its fun to look at sloths! They are some of the most bizarre animals ever to grace the earth. A three-toed sloth can rotate its head nearly 90 degrees. Isn't that mildly interesting, if not a completely pointless piece of trivia.
After that riveting introduction, I feel a duty to explain myself. Although the premise of this blog appears to be sloths, its actually much more than that (to be honest, I'm just using sloths to attract people). My affinity for the humble sloth is unquestionable, and sloths will remain a staple of this blog. However, they will only act as media for various anecdotes. In case you're wondering if I'm aware of how ludicrous this blog-idea is, I can assure you that I am.This idea popped into my head around 5 minutes ago and I just decided to roll with it. I'm not sure about the direction I'm going to take with it, but I'll try and make it enjoyable and funny for you (if there even is a 'you').
With all that said, I'm going to leave you with this quote from Sigmund Freud:
"Sometimes a sloth is just a sloth"
Postscript: I'd love it if you'd leave a comment about... absolutely anything. Maybe you have a personal opinion of sloths that you would like to share, maybe you good ideas for a blog. I'd also appreciate any criticisms too, I'm trying to get better at this!
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